Jake Wood-Evans (UK) - 1: An Embrace, 2013 2: Lilies, 2012 3: Ophelia, 2012 4: Sanctity 5: When The Last Chandelier Falls, 2013 Paintings: Oil
"It’s like when someone says, ‘How are you?’ Do you say, ‘Well, my head hurts and I’m lonely and depressed and I’m worried about everything and the world is collapsing and full of evil’? Or do you say, ‘I’m fine’?"
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
"When I met you, flowers started growing in the darkest parts of my mind."